The defendant would like to point out that when he said: "hehe, I would like to see that", he meant it in an ironical way. Every human being would have understood the irony of it.
Of couse, cats, being just low level mamals, have no graps of the concept of irony; but I can not be held accountalbe for that. If feline did not grasp that irony, it his his fault, and his fault alone!
I would also like to point out that I have no objection about being stripped naked and put in a latex straightjacket. I will volontaryly submit to this.
Oh, and also, I really don't like royalty, so maybe you can add 'monarchecide' to the charges cause I really feel the urge to kill a queen in the very near future!
latexemma2008-01-25 14:41:59