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newbie

Unread postPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 6:25 am
by jimmy bunnet
Hello,i am a 42 year old male from renfrewshire in scotland.I am looking for a very rare species called a "female".I get the feeling its a longshot,after being a lurker i decided to step into the light..............

Re: newbie

Unread postPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 9:53 pm
by d3vious.g3nius
Ah jimmy jimmy jimmy... such first post fail! Sad really.

Maybe, just maybe... you might need to rethink the social skills
you are using here... in the hopes of attracting a member of your
species, who is of the opposite "gender" to your own, just a wee lil' bit ;)

I'm truly not trying to be mean, or unfair. You're just going to have to
bring a lot more to the "table", internet forum or not, in order to make
a connection... with a WOMAN!

All the best,
- d,g

Re: newbie

Unread postPosted: Wed May 02, 2018 5:53 am
by jimmy bunnet
oh dear dear dear,i see my first shot at humour didn't go down too well,it's sad it went over your head,really.Thanks for the advice.............

Re: newbie

Unread postPosted: Wed May 02, 2018 7:40 pm
by d3vious.g3nius
Yeah I didn't catch it for sure, DOH! My apologies. I'll think more before I post in the future.

- d.g