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Unread postby jimmy bunnet » Mon Apr 30, 2018 6:25 am

Hello,i am a 42 year old male from renfrewshire in scotland.I am looking for a very rare species called a "female".I get the feeling its a longshot,after being a lurker i decided to step into the light..............
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Re: newbie

Unread postby d3vious.g3nius » Mon Apr 30, 2018 9:53 pm

Ah jimmy jimmy jimmy... such first post fail! Sad really.

Maybe, just maybe... you might need to rethink the social skills
you are using here... in the hopes of attracting a member of your
species, who is of the opposite "gender" to your own, just a wee lil' bit ;)

I'm truly not trying to be mean, or unfair. You're just going to have to
bring a lot more to the "table", internet forum or not, in order to make
a connection... with a WOMAN!

All the best,
- d,g
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Re: newbie

Unread postby jimmy bunnet » Wed May 02, 2018 5:53 am

oh dear dear dear,i see my first shot at humour didn't go down too well,it's sad it went over your head,really.Thanks for the advice.............
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Re: newbie

Unread postby d3vious.g3nius » Wed May 02, 2018 7:40 pm

Yeah I didn't catch it for sure, DOH! My apologies. I'll think more before I post in the future.

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